Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.
THAT’S NOT THE HARRY POTTER I KNOW. GO AWKWARDLY HUG THEM BOTH AND ACT SURPRISED WHEN THEY’RE NOT EXCITED.
I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND
Was worth the money.
ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE
could you imagine messing up.. once.
the emergency services’ new number is really taking the piss
Hey science side of tumblr, if I only eat eggs and ramen noodles for the next two months will I die?
In the end, you will die. But for those 2 months, you will live.
unlikely things to read in the bible
There will never be a time where I wont reblog this
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office.
How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?
reblogging for the A+ comment